Black people = Knives?

Jef: "Miyuki, what would you do if you saw a black person in Japan?"
Miyuki: "Run!"
...
Miyuki: "I'm not racist. It's like, if I saw a person with a knife, I would run away"

What is he on...?

June: "Geez Steve. You're all over the place today. You're not concentrating..."
June: "Oh, you're on durian".

Bagel Deal

"Give me the bagel or the child dies" -Kenzie (quoted from Stephen)

Scary or not?

Quote From June:
"I can eat monkey brain, but I can't watch scary movies"

To each their own, some things are scary for some people, and not for others.

Quote of the day

Today's quote is "You got served"

Usually used as a boastful expression.
Alternatively saying as "You got owned", or "In your face!"

Blurry Tea

Jf: What kind of tea is this? *holding a bag with Japanese writing*
M: Brrr...
M: Blrrrrry...
M: Blurrrrrrrr...
M: Blurry Tea....
Jf: Hah?

Jf: Oh. Barley tea!
M: Yes! Barlrlrlrlrrley tea!

Waihas

M: "You like Waihas!"
K: "Waihurs?"
M: "Waihas!"
Jn: "Warehouse?"
M: "WAIHAS!"

ウエハース
Waihas? Ohhhh WAFERS!

Quote of the day: "Do you like warehouse?"