Stabstabstab

Jeffrey: doctor thinks its kidney stones
john: john thinks it's psychosomatic
john: :)
Jeffrey: haha, you try feeling like you're getting stabbed every 5 seconds and see if you care if it's psychosomatic or not
john: now you know what it's like to be Colin

My nose holes don't explode

"At my old job,
I was so angry... My nose holes were HUAAAAH... They were going to explode!" - Miyuki

Internet threats

"If this is you, I swear to God I will punch you in the receiver"-Kevin
Realizing the internet connection has dropped, Kevin threatens the phone(system) with physical violence.