How to end conversation?

Talking about a sticky note on Miyuki's desk that says "Is there anything else that I can help you?"

Asked why she had the note, she responded:
Miyuki: "Yeah, I have no idea how to end conversation"
Miyuki: "Thank you. Okay. Bye. What else can I say? Bye again!"

This is to help Miyuki with ending conversations on Skype.

Miyuki and Brains

Miyuki: "I want to cut open his brain and look inside".
Miyuki: "I really wonder... how his brain works!"
Miyuki: "He's so smart!"

On speaking about someone she worked with

Jose

Jeff: "No way, Jose!"
Miyuki: "Jose! Jose! OK!"

Stabstabstab

Jeffrey: doctor thinks its kidney stones
john: john thinks it's psychosomatic
john: :)
Jeffrey: haha, you try feeling like you're getting stabbed every 5 seconds and see if you care if it's psychosomatic or not
john: now you know what it's like to be Colin

My nose holes don't explode

"At my old job,
I was so angry... My nose holes were HUAAAAH... They were going to explode!" - Miyuki

Internet threats

"If this is you, I swear to God I will punch you in the receiver"-Kevin
Realizing the internet connection has dropped, Kevin threatens the phone(system) with physical violence.

Arzentan?

Miyuki: Arzentan?
Miyuki: Arzentini?
John: Argentinian!