Pomelo = Human

M: Pomelo's are human. SWEEEEET!

Just to give some context:
j: What's the difference between pomelo's and grapefruit, anyways?
m: it's like the difference between humans and monkeys
j2: so who are the humans?
M: Pomelo's are human. SWEEEEET!

Considerations for people's country lists

K: Yugoslavia is no longer a country?
K: goddamn
K: these people have no consideration

Apples and Oranges

J: An apple sometimes means knowledge as in the apple that Adam and Eve ate.
M: Kinda like how John means washroom.

YES. Exactly.

"English is jifficult dayo!"

Adult haircut

"Hey John, your haircut makes you look like an adult!"

Guerilla vs Gorilla

This blog is all about the japanification that happens daily in our office.
Especially the Miyuki-isms. (Yes, I used your name! The internets police will find you now! Oh noes!)

This picture describes today's discussion the best. It started when Kevin asked for a monkey with an AK-47, and thus a "gorilla/guerilla". Get it?

Guerilla people are bad!

Apparently, they are bad because they hide.