It's hot hot hot

"It's a hot hot hot"
"TZZT!"

I have no idea how this makes any sense because as far as I know, heating elements don't make electric "bzzt!" sounds if you make contact. It's more like "ssssss" of your skin searing on the hot surface.

Segueing from this, John had a discussion about how boys and girls are wired differently. Boys have the innate ability of making and imitating battle/weapon sounds like "ratatatta" "brr-rr-rr-rr-rrrrrt" "bwoooom" and other onomatopoeia, while girls apparently can't do it as John's daughters asked him how boys do it.

Stephen is "Stephen". (with emphasis on the air quotes)

Mixing

J: "You know Jeff, I think we might have done it to you by naming you Smasher."
J: "Maybe we should have given you something like 'The Fixer'"
M: "Or Mixer!"
M: *making a mixing motion with hands* WHIRRWHIRRWHIRRWHIRR!

Lots of crazy people here around our work...

And, apparently... "Rain keeps the crazy people quiet" but not always so, since there were still some crazies shouting when it was pouring a few weeks ago.

Pomelo = Human

M: Pomelo's are human. SWEEEEET!

Just to give some context:
j: What's the difference between pomelo's and grapefruit, anyways?
m: it's like the difference between humans and monkeys
j2: so who are the humans?
M: Pomelo's are human. SWEEEEET!

Considerations for people's country lists

K: Yugoslavia is no longer a country?
K: goddamn
K: these people have no consideration

Apples and Oranges

J: An apple sometimes means knowledge as in the apple that Adam and Eve ate.
M: Kinda like how John means washroom.

YES. Exactly.