How to end conversation?

Talking about a sticky note on Miyuki's desk that says "Is there anything else that I can help you?"

Asked why she had the note, she responded:
Miyuki: "Yeah, I have no idea how to end conversation"
Miyuki: "Thank you. Okay. Bye. What else can I say? Bye again!"

This is to help Miyuki with ending conversations on Skype.

Miyuki and Brains

Miyuki: "I want to cut open his brain and look inside".
Miyuki: "I really wonder... how his brain works!"
Miyuki: "He's so smart!"

On speaking about someone she worked with

Jose

Jeff: "No way, Jose!"
Miyuki: "Jose! Jose! OK!"

Stabstabstab

Jeffrey: doctor thinks its kidney stones
john: john thinks it's psychosomatic
john: :)
Jeffrey: haha, you try feeling like you're getting stabbed every 5 seconds and see if you care if it's psychosomatic or not
john: now you know what it's like to be Colin

My nose holes don't explode

"At my old job,
I was so angry... My nose holes were HUAAAAH... They were going to explode!" - Miyuki

Internet threats

"If this is you, I swear to God I will punch you in the receiver"-Kevin
Realizing the internet connection has dropped, Kevin threatens the phone(system) with physical violence.

Arzentan?

Miyuki: Arzentan?
Miyuki: Arzentini?
John: Argentinian!

The Flaming Bun

Flaming Bun
Originally uploaded by jl_qua

As Kevin put it..."Where were you at The Flaming Bun?"

The microwave nearly caught fire today. It was smoking pretty heavily before I noticed it.

The Flaming Bun jokes have already started and we all know they won't stop.

Steve: "Sentias Software, our software is hot, and our buns are flaming"
Uh... okay?


According to Miyuki, it looks like an "at-meek bomb" went off

What to do?

Ju: "I don't want to do anything...ever"
Ju: "I want to be a cat"

Black people = Knives?

Jef: "Miyuki, what would you do if you saw a black person in Japan?"
Miyuki: "Run!"
...
Miyuki: "I'm not racist. It's like, if I saw a person with a knife, I would run away"

What is he on...?

June: "Geez Steve. You're all over the place today. You're not concentrating..."
June: "Oh, you're on durian".

Bagel Deal

"Give me the bagel or the child dies" -Kenzie (quoted from Stephen)

Scary or not?

Quote From June:
"I can eat monkey brain, but I can't watch scary movies"

To each their own, some things are scary for some people, and not for others.