Pomelo = Human

M: Pomelo's are human. SWEEEEET!

Just to give some context:
j: What's the difference between pomelo's and grapefruit, anyways?
m: it's like the difference between humans and monkeys
j2: so who are the humans?
M: Pomelo's are human. SWEEEEET!

Considerations for people's country lists

K: Yugoslavia is no longer a country?
K: goddamn
K: these people have no consideration

Apples and Oranges

J: An apple sometimes means knowledge as in the apple that Adam and Eve ate.
M: Kinda like how John means washroom.

YES. Exactly.

"English is jifficult dayo!"

Adult haircut

"Hey John, your haircut makes you look like an adult!"